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ESL 255: Fishing for Girls


ESL 255: Fishing for Girls


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Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted to go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa Fe Lake. "We'll leave Friday morning and return late Sunday night," he said. Glenn said he had to clean out his garage, so Howard went by himself.

Howard had also planned to lie around the hotel pool, soak up the sun, read a good book, and look at pretty women in their bathing suits. His own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever he traveled, he always liked to stay at a place with a pool. But when he arrived at the hotel about noon, he saw that there were no pretty girls at the pool. There were no girls at all. There was nobody at the pool, because the pool was empty. It was being repaired all that week. The staff had "forgotten" to tell Howard this little detail.

Howard called Glenn late Friday night.

"How was the fishing?" Glenn asked.

"Didn't see any, didn't catch any," replied Howard.

"Well, did you catch any women?"

"No. And don't even ask how many beauties I saw at the pool. I didn't go to any bars. But I did go to a Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. I think one of the waitresses liked me. She asked me if I wanted extra ketchup."

"Well, I hope you said yes. Any time a woman asks you if you want extra anything, that's female code. It means they like you."

"I said no. There was a whole bottle right in front of me."

"Well, you blew it. I don't know when you're going to learn to pick up on those signals. Next time I'll go with you and show you all the tricks."

"If you knew all the tricks, you wouldn't be divorced three times."

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*Vocabulary:

• garage:
• soak:
• waitress:
• ketchup:
• code:
• bottle:
• blow:
• signals:
• trick:
• divorce:
• bathing_suit:

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*Wh-Questions:

• When did Howard ask Glenn about going fishing?

• What did Howard want to do?

• When did Howard want to go?

• When would they return?

• What did Glenn say?

• What kind of women did Howard plan to look at?

• Why were there no girls at the pool?

• What were they doing to the pool?

• How long would the repairs take?

• Where did Howard eat Friday evening?

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*Fill in blanks:

Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted ____ go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa ____ Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late ____ night,” he said. Glenn said he had to ____ out his garage, so Howard went by himself.

____ had also planned to lie around the hotel ____ , soak up the sun, read a good book, ____ look at pretty women in their bathing suits. ____ own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever ____ traveled, he always liked to stay at a ____ with a pool. But when he arrived at ____ hotel about noon, he saw that there were____ pretty girls at the pool. There were no____ at all. There was nobody at the pool, ____ the pool was empty. It was being repaired ____ that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell ____ this little detail.

Howard called Glenn late Friday ____ .

“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.

“Didn’t see ____ , didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.

“Well, did you ____ any women?”

“No. And don’t even ask how ____ beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t ____ to any bars. But I did go to ____ Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. ____ think one of the waitresses liked me. She ____ me if I wanted extra ketchup.”

“Well, I ____ you said yes. Any time a woman asks ____ if you want extra anything, that’s female code. ____ means they like you.”

“I said no. There ____ a whole bottle right in front of me.”

“____ , you blew it. I don’t know when you’re ____ to learn to pick up on those signals. ____ time I’ll go with you and show you ____ the tricks.”

“If you knew all the tricks, ____ wouldn’t be divorced three times.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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ESL 255: Fishing for Girls

*Vocabulary:


• garage: nhà xe
• soak: nhúng
• waitress: nữ phục vụ bàn
• ketchup: sốt cà chua
• code: mã
• bottle: chai
• blow: thổi
• signals: dấu hiệu
• trick: chơi khăm
• divorce: ly dị
• bathing_suit: đồ tắm

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*Wh-Questions:

• When did Howard ask Glenn about going fishing? Wednesday night

• What did Howard want to do? to go fishing and girl watching

• When did Howard want to go? Friday norning

• When would they return? late Sunday night

• What did Glenn say? Glenn said that he had to clean out his garage

• What kind of women did Howard plan to look at? girl, pretty woman

• Why were there no girls at the pool? because the pool was being repaired all that week

• What were they doing to the pool? repaired

• How long would the repairs take? whole week

• Where did Howard eat Friday evening? Mongolian all-you-can-eat place

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*Fill in blanks:

Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted __to__ go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa __Fe__ Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late _Sunday___ night,” he said. Glenn said he had to __clean__ out his garage, so Howard went by himself.

__Howard__ had also planned to lie around the hotel __pool__ , soak up the sun, read a good book, __and__ look at pretty women in their bathing suits. __His__ own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever ___he_ traveled, he always liked to stay at a ____place__ with a pool. But when he arrived at __the__ hotel about noon, he saw that there were__no__ pretty girls at the pool. There were no____girls__ at all. There was nobody at the pool, ____because__ the pool was empty. It was being repaired __all__ that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell ____Howard__ this little detail.

Howard called Glenn late Friday ____night__ .

“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.

“Didn’t see __any__ , didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.

“Well, did you ____catch__ any women?”

“No. And don’t even ask how __many__ beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t __go__ to any bars. But I did go to _a___ Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. __I__ think one of the waitresses liked me. She __asked__ me if I wanted extra ketchup.”

“Well, I __hope__ you said yes. Any time a woman asks __you__ if you want extra anything, that’s female code. __It__ means they like you.”

“I said no. There __was__ a whole bottle right in front of me.”

“__“__Well__ , you blew it. I don’t know when you’re ____going__ to learn to pick up on those signals. __Next__ time I’ll go with you and show you _all___ the tricks.”

“If you knew all the tricks, __you__ wouldn’t be divorced three times.”

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Translate into Vietnamese:

Đi câu gái

Tối thứ Tư, Howard hỏi Glenn có muốn đi câu và ngắm-các cô gái cuối tuần tại hồ Santa Fe không. "Chúng ta sẽ đi vào sáng thứ sáu và về tối chủ nhật," anh nói. Glenn nói anh phải dọn nhà xe, nên Howard đi một mình.

Howard cũng tính nằm trên bể bơi khách sạn, ngâm mình tắm nắng, đọc sách hay, và ngắm nhìn các phụ nữ đẹp trong bộ áo tắm. Căn hộ của anh không có hồ bơi, nên hễ đi du lịch, anh thường thích ở nơi có hồ bơi. Nhưng khi anh đến khách sạn lúc chiều, anh không thấy có cô gái đẹp nào ở hồ bơi. Không có cô gái nào. Không có ai ở hồ bơi, vì hồ bơi trống rỗng. Hồ được sửa cả tuần đó. Nhân viên khách sạn "quên" báo cho Howard chi tiết nhỏ này.

Howard gọi cho Glenn muộn vào tối thứ sáu.

"Câu cá thế nào?" Glenn hỏi.

"Không thấy con nào, không câu được con nào," Howard trả lời.

"Này, anh có bắt được cô nào không?"

"Không. Và đừng hỏi tôi ngắm được bao nhiêu người đẹp ở hồ bơi. Tôi không đi uống rượu. Nhưng tôi có đi đến tiệm ăn của người Mông cổ nơi có thể ăn mọi thứ và có một buổi ăn tối ngon. Tôi nghĩ một cô hần bàn thích tôi. Cô ấy hỏi tôi có muốn thêm chai sauce cà chua không."

"Này, tôi hy vọng anh nói có. Bất kỳ lúc nào phụ nữ hỏi anh nếu anh có muốn thêm gì không, đó là ám hiệu của phụ nữ. Đó là họ thích anh."

"Tôi nói không. Có nguyên cả chai trước mặt tôi."

"Này, anh xạo. Tôi không biết chừng nào anh sẽ biết bắt tín hiệu. Lần sau tôi sẽ đi cùng anh và chỉ anh mọi mánh lới."

"Nếu anh biết hết mọi mánh lới, anh không ly dị ba lần rồi."

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LESSON 255:

FISHING FOR GIRLS - ĐI CUA GÁI

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*Vocabulary:

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• garage: nhà để xe.
• soak: thấm, ngâm, làm ướt đẫm.
• waitress: cô phục vụ bàn, cô bồi bàn.
• ketchup: sốt cà chua.
• code: mật mã.
• bottle: cái chai.
• blow: khoe khoang, kháoc lác, dẹp đi, bỏ đi.
• signals: dấu hiệu.
• trick: thủ thuật, mánh lới, bí quyết.
• divorce: li dị.
• bathing_suit: đồ tắm

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*Wh-Questions:
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• When did Howard ask Glenn about going fishing?
- Howard ask Glenn about going fishing on Wednesday night.

• What did Howard want to do?
- Howard wanted to go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa Fe Lake.

• When did Howard want to go?
- Howard wanted to go on Friday morning.

• When would they return?
- They would return on late Sunday night.

• What did Glenn say?
- He said he had to clean out his garage.

• What kind of women did Howard plan to look at?
- Howard planned to look at pretty women.

• Why were there no girls at the pool?
-Because the pool was empty.

• What were they doing to the pool?
- They were repairing the pool.

• How long would the repairs take?
- It would take in a week.

• Where did Howard eat Friday evening?
- Howard ate Friday evening at a Mongolian all-you-can-eat place.

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*Fill in blanks:
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Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted to go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa Fee Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late Sunday night,” he said. Glenn said he had to clean out his garage, so Howard went by himself.

Howard had also planned to lie around the hotel pool, soak up the sun, read a good book, and look at pretty women in their bathing suits. His own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever he traveled, he always liked to stay at a place with a pool. But when he arrived at the hotel about noon, he saw that there were no pretty girls at the pool. There were no girls at all. There was nobody at the pool, because the pool was empty. It was being repaired all that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell Howard this little detail.

Howard called Glenn late Friday night .

“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.

“Didn’t see any, didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.

“Well, did you catch any women?”

“No. And don’t even ask how many beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t go to any bars. But I did go to a Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. I think one of the waitresses liked me. She asked me if I wanted extra ketchup.”

“Well, I hope you said yes. Any time a woman asks you if you want extra anything, that’s female code. It means they like you.”

“I said no. There was a whole bottle right in front of me.”

Well, you blew it. I don’t know when you’re going to learn to pick up on those signals. Next time I’ll go with you and show you all the tricks.”

“If you knew all the tricks, you wouldn’t be divorced three times.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Tối Thứ Tư, Howard hỏi Glenn có muốn đi tán gái hay đi ngắm-các cô gái vào dịp cuối tuần tại Hồ Santa Fe hay không. "Chúng ta sẽ đi vào sáng Thứ Hai và trở về vào khuya Chủ Nhật." Anh ta nói. Glenn bảo anh phải dọn dẹp nhà để xe của mình, vì thế Howard tự đi một mình.

Howard cũng dự tính nằm ườn ra ở hồ hơi khách sạn, phơi mình dưới ánh mặt trời, đọc một cuốn sách hay, và ngắm các phụ nữ xinh đẹp trong các bộ đồ tắm. Chung cư của anh không có hồ bơi, vì thế bất cứ khi nào đi du lịch, anh luôn thích được ớ một nơi có hồ bơi. Thế nhưng vào khoảng buổi chiều khi anh tới khách sạn, anh thấy ở đó không có các cô gái xinh xắn ở hồ bơi. Không có cô gái nào cả. Không có người nào ở hồ hơi vì hồ bơi trống không. Nó đang được sửa suốt cả tuần nay. Nhân viên đã "quên" nói cho Howard biết tiểu tiết này.

Khuya Thứ Sáu Howard gọi cho Glenn.

"Vụ tán tỉnh thế nào rồi?" Glenn hỏi.

"Chẳng thấy được gì, chẳng tán tỉnh được gì," Howard trả lời.

"Vậy sao, ông không túm được cô nào sao?

"Không. Và vì vậy ông đừng có hỏi tôi thấy được bao nhiêu mỹ nhân ở hồ bơi. Tôi không đi đến quán rượu nào cả. Nhưng tôi có đến quán Người Mông Cổ là nơi-bạn-có-thể-ăn-mọi-thứ và có một bữa tối ngon lành. Tôi nghĩ một trong những cô hầu bàn thích tôi. Cô ấy hỏi tôi có dùng thêm sốt cà chua nữa hay không."

"Thế nào, tôi hy vọng ông nói có. Bất cứ lúc nào một người phụ nữ hỏi ông có muốn dùng thêm thứ gì hay không, đó là mật mã của phụ nữ. Điều đó có nghĩa là họ thích ông đấy."

"Tôi nói không. Có nguyên cả một chai ở ngay phía trước mặt tôi mà."

"Thôi đi, ông lại khoác lác rồi. Tôi không biết khi nào ông sẽ học được cách bắt những tín hiệu như thế. Lần tới tôi sẽ đi với ông và chỉ cho ông mọi bí quyết."

"Nếu ông biết tất cả các bí quyết, ông sẽ không bị ly dị ba lần đâu."

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. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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