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ESL 141: All Bite, No Bark


ESL 141: All Bite, No Bark



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A New York City entrepreneur is seeking investors for his "No Bark" startup. With enough investment money, Ty Cobb says, he will be able to discover the melodies that, when played, will instantly quiet barking dogs. Because dogs hear sound frequencies that humans cannot hear, the melodies will be unheard by humans.

"There's a huge market for this service," Cobb declared. "There's about 30 million dogs in this country, probably 2 million right here in the city. And what do these dogs love to do more than anything? Bark, that's what! And what do people hate more than anything? Barking dogs, that's what!"

Cobb says that he went to India to study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra with music. He figured that if they could use music to prevent a deadly cobra from striking out at humans, he could use the same music to prevent a dog from barking. So he learned how to play the pungi, the snake charmer's flute. And he learned many of the same tunes that the snake charmers played.

He returned to New York, where he practiced the tunes on his dog. At first, his dog simply barked along with the music. After hours of modifying tunes, Cobb discovered one that actually caused his dog to stop barking.

He was jubilant. He had discovered a melody that would shut dogs up. He would be rich beyond his wildest dreams! Unfortunately, the melody worked on his dog, but not on his neighbor's dog. Nor on several other dogs in the neighborhood.
Cobb figures that computers will help him find the right melodies at the right frequencies to shut up any dog on Earth. "My dream, of course," he said, "is to discover one melody that will shut up a whole block of barking dogs. That might rank right up there with the discovery of penicillin!"

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*Vocabulary:

• charmer:
• cobra:
• deadly:
• declare:
• entrepreneur:
• flute:
• frequency:
• instantly:
• investment:
• investor:
• jubilant:
• melody:
• penicillin:
• prevent:
• pungi:
• rank:
• startup:
• strike:
• tunes:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Is the entrepreneur from New York City?

• Is he seeking investigators?

• Will he be able to discover melodies?

• Will the melodies instantly quiet meowing cats?

• Can dogs hear frequencies that humans cannot hear?

• Are there about 30 thousand dogs in this country?

• Do dogs love to bark?

• Do people love barking dogs?

• Did Cobb go to Indiana?

• Did he study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra?

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*Fill in blanks:

A New York City entrepreneur is seeking investors ______ his “No Bark” startup. With enough investment money, ______ Cobb says, he will be able to discover ______ melodies that, when played, will instantly quiet barking ______ . Because dogs hear sound frequencies that humans cannot ______ , the melodies will be unheard by humans.

“There’s ______ huge market for this service,” Cobb declared. “There’s 30 million dogs in this country, probably 2 ______ right here in the city. And what do ______ dogs love to do more than anything? Bark, ______ ’s what! And what do people hate more than ______ ? Barking dogs, that’s what!”

Cobb says that he ______ to India to study how snake charmers control ______ deadly cobra with music. He figured that if ______ could use music to prevent a deadly cobra ______ striking out at humans, he could use the ______ music to prevent a dog from barking. So ______ learned how to play the pungi, the snake ______ ’s flute. And he learned many of the same ______ that the snake charmers played.

He returned to ______ York, where he practiced the tunes on his ______ . At first, his dog simply barked along with ______ music. After hours of modifying tunes, Cobb discovered ______ that actually caused his dog to stop barking.

______ was jubilant. He had discovered a melody that ______ shut dogs up. He would be rich beyond ______ wildest dreams! Unfortunately, the melody worked on his ______ , but not on his neighbor’s dog. Nor on ______ other dogs in the neighborhood.

Cobb figures that ______ will help him find the right melodies at ______ right frequencies to shut up any dog on ______ . “My dream, of course,” he said, “is to ______ one melody that will shut up a whole ______ of barking dogs. That might rank right up ______ with the discovery of penicillin!”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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Nộp bài ESL 141: All Bite, No Bark
*Vocabulary:

• charmer: Người bỏ bùa
• cobra: Rắn hổ mang
• deadly: Chết người
• declare: Khai báo
• entrepreneur: Doanh nhân
• flute: Sáo
• frequency: Tần số
• instantly: Ngay lập tức
• investment: Đầu tư
• investor: Nhà đầu tư
• jubilant: Hân hoan
• melody: Giai điệu
• penicillin: Pnixillin
• prevent: Ngăn chặn
• pungi: Pungi
• rank: Đánh giá
• startup: Khởi động
• strike: Tấn công
• tunes: Giai điệu

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Is the entrepreneur from New York City? No

• Is he seeking investigators? No

• Will he be able to discover melodies? Yes

• Will the melodies instantly quiet meowing cats? No

• Can dogs hear frequencies that humans cannot hear? Yes

• Are there about 30 thousand dogs in this country? No

• Do dogs love to bark? Yes

• Do people love barking dogs? No

• Did Cobb go to Indiana? Yes

• Did he study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

A New York City entrepreneur is seeking investors _for_ his “No Bark” startup. With enough investment money, _Ty_ Cobb says, he will be able to discover _the_ melodies that, when played, will instantly quiet barking _dogs_ . Because dogs hear sound frequencies that humans cannot _hear_ , the melodies will be unheard by humans.

“There’s _a_ huge market for this service,” Cobb declared. “There’s 30 million dogs in this country, probably 2 _million_ right here in the city. And what do _these_ dogs love to do more than anything? Bark, _That_ ’s what! And what do people hate more than _anything_ ? Barking dogs, that’s what!”

Cobb says that he _went_ to India to study how snake charmers control _the_ deadly cobra with music. He figured that if _they_ could use music to prevent a deadly cobra _from_ striking out at humans, he could use the _same_ music to prevent a dog from barking. So _he_ learned how to play the pungi, the snake _charmer_ ’s flute. And he learned many of the same _tunes_ that the snake charmers played.

He returned to _New_ York, where he practiced the tunes on his _dog_ . At first, his dog simply barked along with _the_ music. After hours of modifying tunes, Cobb discovered _one_ that actually caused his dog to stop barking.

_He_ was jubilant. He had discovered a melody that _would_ shut dogs up. He would be rich beyond _his_ wildest dreams! Unfortunately, the melody worked on his _dog_ , but not on his neighbor’s dog. Nor on _several_ other dogs in the neighborhood.

Cobb figures that _computers_ will help him find the right melodies at _at_ right frequencies to shut up any dog on _Earth_ . “My dream, of course,” he said, “is to _discover_ one melody that will shut up a whole _block_ of barking dogs. That might rank right up _there_ with the discovery of penicillin!”

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ESL 141: All Bite, No Bark
*Vocabulary:


• charmer: Người bỏ bùa
• cobra: Rắn hổ mang
• deadly: Chết người
• declare: Khai báo
• entrepreneur: Doanh nhân
• flute: Sáo
• frequency: Tần số
• instantly: Ngay lập tức
• investment: Đầu tư
• investor: Nhà đầu tư
• jubilant: Hân hoan
• melody: Giai điệu
• penicillin: Pnixillin
• prevent: Ngăn chặn
• pungi: Pungi
• rank: Đánh giá
• startup: Khởi động
• strike: Tấn công
• tunes: Giai điệu

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Is the entrepreneur from New York City? No

• Is he seeking investigators? No

• Will he be able to discover melodies? Yes

• Will the melodies instantly quiet meowing cats? No

• Can dogs hear frequencies that humans cannot hear? Yes

• Are there about 30 thousand dogs in this country? No

• Do dogs love to bark? Yes

• Do people love barking dogs? No

• Did Cobb go to Indiana? Yes

• Did he study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

A New York City entrepreneur is seeking investors _for_ his “No Bark” startup. With enough investment money, _Ty_ Cobb says, he will be able to discover _the_ melodies that, when played, will instantly quiet barking _dogs_ . Because dogs hear sound frequencies that humans cannot _hear_ , the melodies will be unheard by humans.

“There’s _a_ huge market for this service,” Cobb declared. “There’s 30 million dogs in this country, probably 2 _million_ right here in the city. And what do _these_ dogs love to do more than anything? Bark, _That_ ’s what! And what do people hate more than _anything_ ? Barking dogs, that’s what!”

Cobb says that he _went_ to India to study how snake charmers control _the_ deadly cobra with music. He figured that if _they_ could use music to prevent a deadly cobra _from_ striking out at humans, he could use the _same_ music to prevent a dog from barking. So _he_ learned how to play the pungi, the snake _charmer_ ’s flute. And he learned many of the same _tunes_ that the snake charmers played.

He returned to _New_ York, where he practiced the tunes on his _dog_ . At first, his dog simply barked along with _the_ music. After hours of modifying tunes, Cobb discovered _one_ that actually caused his dog to stop barking.

_He_ was jubilant. He had discovered a melody that _would_ shut dogs up. He would be rich beyond _his_ wildest dreams! Unfortunately, the melody worked on his _dog_ , but not on his neighbor’s dog. Nor on _several_ other dogs in the neighborhood.

Cobb figures that _computers_ will help him find the right melodies at _at_ right frequencies to shut up any dog on _Earth_ . “My dream, of course,” he said, “is to _discover_ one melody that will shut up a whole _block_ of barking dogs. That might rank right up _there_ with the discovery of penicillin!”

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Translate into Vietnamese:

Chỉ Cắn, Không Sủa

Một doanh nhân ở Thành phố New York đang tìm kiếm những nhà đầu tư cho việc khởi đầu dự án "Không Sủa". Với đủ tiền đầu tư, Ty Cobb nói anh sẽ có thể phát hiện ra gia điệu để, khi trỗi lên, sẽ làm các chú chó lập tức ngừng sủa. Vì chó nghe những tần số mà con người không thể nghe, con người sẽ không nghe thấy những giai điệu đó.

"Có thị trường khổng lồ cho dịch vụ này," Cobb tuyên bố. "Có khoảng 30 triệu con chó trong nước, gần 2 triệu trong thành phố này. Và những con chó này thích làm gì hơn cả? Sủa, đó là gì! Và con người ghét nhất điều gì? Chó sủa, đó là gì!"

Cobb nói là anh đã đi Ấn độ để nghiên cứu những người làm mê hoặc những con rắn hổ mang chết người bằng âm nhạc. Anh ghi nhận nếu có thể dùng âm nhạc để tránh con rắn hổ mang chết người tấn công con người, anh có thề dùng âm nhạc như vậy để chống chó sủa. Nên anh học cách chơi pungi, một loại sáo mê hoặc rắn. Và anh học nhiều loại giai điệu mà người điều khiển rắn thổi.

Anh quay về New York, nơi anh thực hành những giai điệu trên con chó của mình. Đầu tiên, con chó chỉ sủa cùng với âm nhạc. Sau nhiều giờ chỉnh sửa giai điệu, Cobb phát hiện ra một giai điệu có thể làm con chó của mình ngưng sủa.

Anh đã rất hân hoan. Anh đã phát hiện ra một giai điệu để chó câm miệng. Anh sẽ rất giầu nhờ giấc mơ to lớn của mình! Rủi thay, giai điệu chỉ có hiệu quả trên con chó của anh, không hiệu quả với con chó hàng xóm. Cũng không với vài con chó khác ở nhà hàng xóm quanh đó.
Cobb cho rằng máy tính có thể giúp anh tìm giai điệu đúng ở tần số đúng để làm bất kỳ con chó nào trên trái đất ngậm mõm. " Giấc mơ của tôi, dĩ nhiên," anh nói, "là phát hiện một giai điệu để ngưng một nhóm chó sủa. Điều đó có thể xếp ngang hàng với việc tìm ra penicillin!"

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LESSON 141:


ALL BITE, NO BARK
- CHÓ CHỈ CẮN, CHÓ KHÔNG SỦA.

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*Vocabulary:
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• charmer: người dụ (rắn}, người làm phép.
• cobra: rắn hổ mang bành.
• deadly: gây chết người.
• declare: tuyên bố, công bố.
• entrepreneur: nhà doanh nghiệp
• flute: ống sáo.
• frequency: tần số.
• instantly: ngay tức khắc, lập tức.
• investment: sự đầu tư, vốn đầu tư.
• investor: nhà đầu tư.
• jubilant: vui sướng, hân hoan, mừng rỡ.
• melody: giai điệu.
• penicillin: thuốc kháng sinh pê-ni-xi-lin.
• prevent: ngăn chận, ngăn cản.
• pungi: pungi.
• rank: xếp loại, xếp vị trí, phân bậc.
• startup: khởi công, hoạt động, bắt đầu hoạt động.
• strike: tấn công, đánh.
• tunes: hoà âm, điệu.

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Is the entrepreneur from New York City?
- Yes, he is.

• Is he seeking investigators?
- No, he isn't. He is seeking investors.

• Will he be able to discover melodies?
- Yes, he will

• Will the melodies instantly quiet meowing cats?
- No, it won't. The melodies will instantly quiet barking dogs.

• Can dogs hear frequencies that humans cannot hear?
- Yes, they can.

• Are there about 30 thousand dogs in this country?
- No, there aren't. There are about 30 million dogs in this country.

• Do dogs love to bark?
- Yes, they do.

• Do people love barking dogs?
- No, they don't.

• Did Cobb go to Indiana?
-No, he didn't. He went to India.

• Did he study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra?
- Yes, he did.

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*Fill in blanks:
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A New York City entrepreneur is seeking investors for his “No Bark” startup. With enough investment money, Ty Cobb says, he will be able to discover the melodies that, when played, will instantly quiet barking dogs . Because dogs hear sound frequencies that humans cannot hear , the melodies will be unheard by humans.

“There’s a huge market for this service,” Cobb declared. “There’s 30 million dogs in this country, probably 2 million right here in the city. And what do these dogs love to do more than anything? Bark, that ’s what! And what do people hate more than anything ? Barking dogs, that’s what!”

Cobb says that he went to India to study how snake charmers control the deadly cobra with music. He figured that if they could use music to prevent a deadly cobra from striking out at humans, he could use the same music to prevent a dog from barking. So he learned how to play the pungi, the snake charmer’s flute. And he learned many of the same tunes that the snake charmers played.

He returned to new York, where he practiced the tunes on his dog . At first, his dog simply barked along with the music. After hours of modifying tunes, Cobb discovered one that actually caused his dog to stop barking.

He was jubilant. He had discovered a melody that would shut dogs up. He would be rich beyond his wildest dreams! Unfortunately, the melody worked on his dog , but not on his neighbor’s dog. Nor on several other dogs in the neighborhood.

Cobb figures that computer will help him find the right melodies at the right frequencies to shut up any dog on Earth . “My dreamm, of course,” he said, “is to disscover one melody that will shut up a whole block of barking dogs. That might rank right up there with the discovery of penicillin!”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Một nhà doanh nghiệp ở thành phố New York đang tìm kiếm nhà đầu tư để bắt đầu khởi động dự án "không sủa" của mình. Với số tiền đầu tư đầy đủ, Ty Cobb cho biết, anh sẽ có thể tìm ra được những giai điệu mà, khi chơi, sẽ ngay lập tức làm im bặt tiếng chó sủa. Bởi vì loài chó nghe được những tần số âm thanh mà con người không thể nghe được, con người sẽ không thể nghe được những giai điệu đó.

"Có một thị trường rộng lớn cho dịch vụ này," Cobb tuyên bố. "Có khoảng 30 triệu con chó trên cả nước, có lẽ có 2 triệu con chó ngay trong thành phố. Và những con chó này thích làm điều gì hơn bất cứ thứ gì? Sủa thôi, đó là tất cả! Và con người ghét điều gì hơn bất cứ thứ gì khác? Tiếng chó sủa, đó là tất cả.

Cobb nói anh đã đến Ấn độ để học cách những người huấn luyện rắn điều khiển những con rắn hổ mang bành chết người bằng âm nhạc. Anh nhận ra rằng nếu họ có thể sử dụng âm nhạc để ngặn chận con rắn hổ mang chết người tấn công con người, anh có thể sử dụng tiếng nhạc tương tự để ngăn chặn một con chó đang sủa. Vì vậy anh đã học cách thổi sáo pungi, một loại sáo của người mê hoặc rắn. Và anh đã học nhiều giai điệu giống nhau mà người huấn luyện rắn đã chơi.

Anh trở về lại New York, nơi anh có thể thực hành những khúc nhạc với chú chó của mình. Lúc đầu, chú chó chỉ đơn thuần sủa theo tiếng nhạc. Sau một vài tiếng đồng hồ điều chỉnh những khúc nhạc, Cobb đã phát hiện ra được một điệu nhạc thực sự khiến cho chú chó của anh ngừng sủa.

Anh rất vui mừng. Anh đã khám phá ra được một khúc nhạc khiến lũ chó phải câm mõm. Anh sẽ giàu quá sức tưởng tượng của mình! Thật không may, giai điệu đó chỉ hiệu quả với chú chó của anh, nhưng không tác dụng gì với con chó của nhà hàng xóm. Những con chó khác trong vùng lân cận cũng như thế.

Cobb nghĩ máy vi tính sẽ giúp anh tìm ra một giai điệu phù hợp với tần số để làm câm mõm bất kỳ con chó nào trên Trái đất. "Ước mơ của tôi, chắc chắn là thế," anh nói, "là khám phá cho được một khúc nhạc có thể làm toàn bộ những con chó đang sủa câm mõm. Điều đó có lẽ được xếp cùng vị trí với việc khám phá ra pê-ni-ci-lin!"

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. 162.The Clapper
. 163.Tuberculosis Still Kills
. 164.Old Dogs Become Young Again
. 165.Ham and Eggplant
. 166.A Hole in Her Ear-1
. 167.A Hole in Her Ear-2
. 168.The Drugs Keep Coming
. 169.Missing Husband-1
. 170.Missing Husband-2
. 171.Don’t Get Mad-Get Even
. 172.The Christmas Gift-1
. 173.The Christmas Gift-2
. 174.The Haircut-1
. 175.The Haircut-2
. 176.The Robbery at the Mall-1
. 177.The Robbery at the Mall-2
. 178.The Driving Lesson-1
. 179.The Driving Lesson-2
. 180.The Move to Georgia-1
. 181.The Move to Georgia-2
. 182.I’ll Get a Job in a Restaurant
. 183.A Cleaner River-1
. 184.A Cleaner River-2
. 185.The Spitter
. 186.Kill Those Flies-1
. 187.Kill Those Flies-2
. 188.The Oil Change-1
. 189.The Oil Change-2
. 190.Boy Starts Huge Fire
. 191.Writers Go on Strike
. 192.Please Don’t Hurt Me!
. 193.It’s Just a Little White Lie
. 194.Jury Service in California
. 195.The Rude Golfer-1
. 196.The Rude Golfer-2
. 197.Man Invents Toilet for Cars
. 198.Monkeys Cause Man’s Death
. 199.The Light Eater-1
. 200.The Light Eater-2


. 201.Sara Went Shopping
. 202.Man Injured at Fast Food Place
. 203.A Life-Saving Cow
. 204.Driver Loses Mabel, Finds Jail
. 205.Jerry Decided To Buy a Gun
. 206.Freeway Chase
. 207.Better To Be Unlucky
. 208.Food Fight Erupted in Prison
. 209.How His Pig is Doing
. 210.Goats Being Hired
. 211.A Missing Cat
. 212.Book Him
. 213.Water Under the Sink-1
. 214.Water Under the Sink-2
. 215.Theft Occurs Everywhere
. 216.Eggs and a Bunny
. 217.Goodbye to Clean Couple
. 218.$100 Deposit
. 219.Books Don’t Grow on Trees
. 220.A Murder-Suicide
. 221.New Store and Its Owners
. 222.Hit-and-Run Charge
. 223.Gasoline Prices Hit Record High
. 224.A Festival of Books
. 225.Crazy Housing Prices
. 226.Happy and Unhappy Renters
. 227.Pulling Out Nine Tons of Trash
. 228.Cloning Pets
. 229.Rentals at the Oceanside
. 230.Trees Are a Threat
. 231.Gets Booked, Writes a Book
. 232.Popular Park Reopens
. 233.Swim Classes Begin Soon
. 234.Not Sitting Around
. 235.Get Millions for Homeless
. 236.Tenants Watch Building Burn
. 237.Bathtub Blues
. 238.Blood Drive at Civic Center
. 239.City Hosts 42nd Art Fair
. 240.City and Crime
. 241.Bank Robbery
. 242.Immigration Goes Online
. 243.Jimmy Fixes His Door
. 244.Needs a New Air-Conditioner
. 245.Man Gets 12 Years for Fraud
. 246.Man Shoots Up Post Office
. 247.Murals Are Over 200 Years Old
. 248.Pier Collapses
. 249.Cameras in Police Cars
. 250.A School Girl Sues Her School


. 251.SUV Driver Sends Officer Flying
. 252.Boy Drowns in Neighbor's Pool
. 253.Woman Dies in House Fire
. 254.Plane Crashes into House
. 255.Fishing for Girls
. 256.Shot Next to Christmas Tree
. 257.Stabbed Outside Nightclub
. 258.Fishing Boat Sinks
. 259.The Mysterious Carport Stain
. 260.Lies About Winning Lottery
. 261.Victory Dance Leads to Death
. 262.Eat Your Vegetables
. 263.Honk if You're in a Hurry
. 264.The Man Who Loved Women
. 265.How to Get out of Jury Duty
. 266.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 267.Female Seeks Mature Male
. 268.Let’s Go Fishing
. 269.Train Wreck “Frees” Cows
. 270.Valuable Guitar Found
. 271.Stepmother Kills Herself
. 272.Beautiful Teacher Smiles
. 273.Are Criminals Taking Over LA?
. 274.Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
. 275.Say Your Prayers
. 276.The Final Phone Call
. 277.Almost Perfect Children
. 278.There Goes the Neighborhood!
. 279.Let’s Go to Vegas!
. 280.Squirrel Attacks Woman
. 281.To Save His Baby
. 282.English Is Confusing
. 283.Pump Up the Tires
. 284.Don’t Go Swimming
. 285.The Park That Went to the Dogs
. 286.Can You Spare a Carburetor?
. 287.Golf Like a Girl
. 288.Take Me Out to the Ball Game
. 289.Take This Job and Shove It
. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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