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ESL 126: Smells like Chicken


ESL 126: Smells like Chicken


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Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going to advertise its new $3 lunches through customers' nostrils. The company plans to send a fried chicken scent throughout office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be dispensed from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout a building. KFC's president thinks it's an idea whose time has come.

"That's a terrible idea," exclaimed Rose, a secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, Virginia. "First of all, I'm a vegetarian; the scent of cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to PETA—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we all know how terribly chickens are treated before they are butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what makes it even worse is that they plan to foul the air every workday with fried chicken odor. Once a month would be bad enough, but once a day?"

A KFC spokesman said that KFC's chickens are caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent would be subtle, "like a woman's perfume in a very big elevator." He said the scent would be just strong enough to notice. He also noted that KFC has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped like chicken breasts and wings.

"Do they make the tofu crunchy and greasy, too?" asked Rose. "I'm going to demand equal time—if office workers have to smell fried chicken every day, then they should also have to listen to the sound of chickens' heads getting chopped off every day."

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*Vocabulary:

• advertise:
• announce:
• appall:
• aroma:
• breast:
• butcher:
• cage:
• chop:
• crunchy:
• defense:
• discriminate:
• disgusting:
• dispense:
• distribute:
• elevator:
• equal:
• ethical:
• exclaim:
• foul:
• greasy:
• humanely:
• menu:
• nostril:
• odor:
• perfume:
• scent:
• secretary:
• subtle:
• tofu:
• vegetarian:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Did KFC make an announcement?

• Is it going to advertise new $4 lunches?

• Is KFC going to advertise through customers' nostrils?

• Is it planning to send a fried chicken throughout office buildings?

• Will the chicken scent be dispensed from a mail-cart?

• Does KFC's president think it's a bad idea?

• Does Rose think it's a terrible idea?

• Is she a secretary for the Apartment of Defense?

• Is she a vegetarian?

• Does the scent of cooked meat appeal to her?

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*Fill in blanks:

Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going _____ advertise its new $3 lunches through customers’ nostrils. _____ company plans to send a fried chicken scent _____ office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be _____ from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout _____ building. KFC’s president thinks it’s an idea whose _____ has come.

“That’s a terrible idea,” exclaimed Rose, _____ secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, _____ . “First of all, I’m a vegetarian; the scent_____ cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to _____ —People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we _____ know how terribly chickens are treated before they_____ butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what _____ it even worse is that they plan to _____ the air every workday with fried chicken odor. _____ a month would be bad enough, but once _____ day?”

A KFC spokesman said that KFC’s chickens _____ caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent _____ be subtle, “like a woman’s perfume in a _____ big elevator.” He said the scent would be _____ strong enough to notice. He also noted that _____ has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped _____ chicken breasts and wings.

“Do they make the _____ crunchy and greasy, too?” asked Rose. “I’m going _____ demand equal time—if office workers have to smell _____ chicken every day, then they should also have _____ listen to the sound of chickens’ heads getting _____ off every day.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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ESL 126: Smells like Chicken


Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going to advertise its new $3 lunches through customers' nostrils. The company plans to send a fried chicken scent throughout office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be dispensed from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout a building. KFC's president thinks it's an idea whose time has come.

"That's a terrible idea," exclaimed Rose, a secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, Virginia. "First of all, I'm a vegetarian; the scent of cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to PETA—People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we all know how terribly chickens are treated before they are butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what makes it even worse is that they plan to foul the air every workday with fried chicken odor. Once a month would be bad enough, but once a day?"

A KFC spokesman said that KFC's chickens are caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent would be subtle, "like a woman's perfume in a very big elevator." He said the scent would be just strong enough to notice. He also noted that KFC has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped like chicken breasts and wings.

"Do they make the tofu crunchy and greasy, too?" asked Rose. "I'm going to demand equal time—if office workers have to smell fried chicken every day, then they should also have to listen to the sound of chickens' heads getting chopped off every day."

*Vocabulary:

• advertise: quảng cáo
• announce: tuyên bố
• appall: làm kinh hoảng, gây chấn động
• aroma: hương liệu
• breast: ngực
• butcher: nguời bán thịt, giết thịt
• cage: lồng, cũi
• chop: cắt
• crunchy: giòn
• defense: bảo vệ
• discriminate: phân biệt
• disgusting: kinh tởm
• dispense: phân phối
• distribute: phân bổ
• elevator: thang máy
• equal: bằng
• ethical: đạo lý
• exclaim: kêu lên
• foul: điên
• greasy: dầu mỡ
• humanely: nhân đạo
• menu: thực đơn
• nostril: lỗ mũi
• odor: mùi
• perfume: hương
• scent: hương vị
• secretary: thư ký
• subtle: phảng phất
• tofu: đậu hủ
• vegetarian: ăn chay

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Did KFC make an announcement? Yes

• Is it going to advertise new $4 lunches? No

• Is KFC going to advertise through customers' nostrils? Yes

• Is it planning to send a fried chicken throughout office buildings? No

• Will the chicken scent be dispensed from a mail-cart? Yes

• Does KFC's president think it's a bad idea? No

• Does Rose think it's a terrible idea? Yes

• Is she a secretary for the Apartment of Defense? Yes

• Is she a vegetarian? Yes

• Does the scent of cooked meat appeal to her? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going _to____ advertise its new $3 lunches through customers’ nostrils. _The____ company plans to send a fried chicken scent __throughout___ office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be __dispensed___ from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout __a___ building. KFC’s president thinks it’s an idea whose __time___ has come.

“That’s a terrible idea,” exclaimed Rose, __a___ secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, __Virginia___ . “First of all, I’m a vegetarian; the scent__of___ cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to ______PETA__ —People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we __all___ know how terribly chickens are treated before they__are___ butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what __makes___ it even worse is that they plan to __foul___ the air every workday with fried chicken odor. __Once___ a month would be bad enough, but once __a___ day?”

A KFC spokesman said that KFC’s chickens __are___ caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent __would___ be subtle, “like a woman’s perfume in a __very___ big elevator.” He said the scent would be __just___ strong enough to notice. He also noted that _KFC____ has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped __like___ chicken breasts and wings.

“Do they make the __tofu___ crunchy and greasy, too?” asked Rose. “I’m going __to___ demand equal time—if office workers have to smell ____fried___ chicken every day, then they should also have ___to__ listen to the sound of chickens’ heads getting ____chopped___ off every day.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

Mùi thơm như gà rán.

Gà rán Kentucky tuyên bố sẽ quảng cáo bữa trưa $3 qua mũi của khách hàng. Công ty dự định gửi mùi gà rán qua văn phòng vào giờ ăn trưa. Mùi phân phối trên những bức thư-thiệp sẽ phân bố thư khắp toà nhà. Chủ tịch KFC nghĩ rằng đó là một ý nghĩ đã đến lúc.

"Đó là một ý nghĩ kinh khủng," Rose, thư ký của Bộ phản đối ở Alexandria, Virgina, tuyên bố. "Trước tiên, tôi là người ăn chay; mùi thịt làm tôi kinh hoảng. Thứ hai, tôi thuộc hội PETA-Hội Bảo vệ Động Vật. Và chúng ta đều biết gà bị xử tệ thế nào trước khi làm thịt. Cả ý tưởng thật kinh tởm. Và điều tệ nhất là họ dự định làm ô nhiễm không khí mỗi ngày làm việc bằng mùi gà rán. Mỗi tháng một lần là đã đủ tệ rồi, nhưng còn mỗi ngày một lần?"

Người phát ngôn KFC nói rằng gà KFC được nhốt trong lồng và làm thịt, và rằng mùi gà rán chỉ vừa đủ, "như mùi nước hoa phụ nữ trong một thang máy lớn." Anh nói mùi chỉ đủ được nhận ra thôi. Anh nói rằng KFC cũng có thực đơn chay có đậu hủ hình ức và cánh gà.

"Họ có làm tàu hủ giòn và béo không?" Rose hỏi." Tôi sẽ yêu cầu thời gian bằng nhau - nếu người văn phòng ngửi mùi gà rán mỗi ngày, vậy họ cũng phải nghe tiếng gà bị chặt hàng ngày."

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LESSON 126:

SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN - CÓ MÙI GIỐNG THỊT GÀ

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*Vocabulary:

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• advertise: quảng cáo.
• announce: thông báo, loan báo, giới thiệu.
• appall: làm kinh sợ.
• aroma: mùi thơm, hương vị.
• breast: lườn(gà, vịt)
• butcher: giết(gà), mổ(lợn)
• cage: nhốt vào lồng/cũi, giam giữ.
• chop: chặt, đốn, bổ, chẻ.
• crunchy: cứng và giòn.
• defense: quốc phòng, những biện pháp quân sự để bảo vệ một nước.
• discriminate: phân biệt đối xử.
• disgusting: làm ghê tởm, làm kinh tởm.
• dispense: phân phối, phân phát.
• distribute: gởi, phát, phân phối, phân phát.
• elevator: thang máy.
• equal: bằng nhau.
• ethical: hợp với luân thường đạo lý.
• exclaim: kêu lên, la lên.
• foul: hôi hám, hôi thối.
• greasy: béo ngậy, dính mỡ.
• humanely: một cách nhân đạo.
• menu: thực đơn.
• nostril: lỗ mũi.
• odor: mùi.
• perfume: nước hoa.
• scent: mùi, mùi thơm, hương thơm.
• secretary: thư ký.
• subtle: phảng phất, tinh tế.
• tofu: đậu hủ, khuôn đậu.
• vegetarian: người ăn chay.

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Did KFC make an announcement?
- Yes, it did.

• Is it going to advertise new $4 lunches?
- No, it isn't. It is going to advertise new $3 lunches.

• Is KFC going to advertise through customers' nostrils?
- Yes, it is.

• Is it planning to send a fried chicken scent throughout office buildings?
- Yes, it is.

• Will the chicken scent be dispensed from a mail-cart?
- Yes, it will.

• Does KFC's president think it's a bad idea?
- No, he doesn't. KFC's president thinks it's an idea whose time has come.

• Does Rose think it's a terrible idea?
-i Yes, she does.

• Is she a secretary for the Apartment of Defense?
- Yes, she is.

• Is she a vegetarian?
- Yes, she is.

• Does the scent of cooked meat appeal to her?
- No, she doesn't.

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*Fill in blanks:
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Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going to advertise its new $3 lunches through customers’ nostrils. The company plans to send a fried chicken scent throughout office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be dispensed from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout the building. KFC’s president thinks it’s an idea whose time has come.

“That’s a terrible idea,” exclaimed Rose, a secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, Virginia . “First of all, I’m a vegetarian; the scent of cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to PETA —People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we all know how terribly chickens are treated before they are butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what makes it even worse is that they plan to foul the air every workday with fried chicken odor. Once a month would be bad enough, but once a day?”

A KFC spokesman said that KFC’s chickens are caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent would be subtle, “like a woman’s perfume in a very big elevator.” He said the scent would be just strong enough to notice. He also noted that KFC has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped like chicken breasts and wings.

“Do they make the tofu crunchy and greasy, too?” asked Rose. “I’m going to demand equal time—if office workers have to smell fried chicken every day, then they should also have to listen to the sound of chickens’ heads getting chopped off every day.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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(Công ty)Gà rán Kentucky thông báo sẽ quảng cáo món ăn trưa mới giá 3 đô-la thông qua khứu giác của khách hàng. Công ty dự tính cho mùi thơm của gà rán toả ra khắp các văn phòng trong toà nhà vào giờ ăn trưa. Mùi thơm sẽ được phát tán từ xe phát thư giữa các phòng trong khắp toà nhà. Chủ tịch của KFC cho rằng đó là một ý tưởng đã đến lúc thực hiện.

"Đó là một ý tưởng khủng khiếp," Rose, một thư ký của Bộ Quốc phòng ở Alexandrie, Virginia, kêu lên. "Trước tiên, tôi là người ăn chay trường; mùi thơm của thịt được nấu chín làm tôi kinh sợ. Thứ hai, tôi là thành viên của PETA-Tổ chức đối xử nhân đạo với động vật. Và tất cả chúng ta đều biết rằng những con gà đã bị đối xử khủng khiếp như thế nào trước khi chúng bị làm thịt. Tất cả những ý tưởng đó thật là ghê tởm. Và những gì làm cho ý tưởng đó thậm chí tệ hại hơn nữa khi họ dự định làm ô nhiễm không khí làm việc mỗi ngày với mùi thơm gà rán. Mỗi tháng mỗi lần đã quá tệ hại, nhưng mỗi ngày một lần thì thế nào?

Người phát ngôn của KFC cho biết gà được nuôi nhốt và giết mổ một cách nhân đạo, và mùi thơm sẽ chỉ thoang thoảng thôi, "giống như phụ nữ xức dầu thơm lúc ở trong thang máy." Ông nói mùi thơm chỉ đủ đượm để nhận ra. Ông cũng lưu ý là KFC có thực đơn ăn chay bao gồm đậu hủ có hình dáng như lườn và cánh gà.

"Họ cũng làm cho đậu hủ giòn, cứng và béo ngậy luôn chứ? Rose hỏi. Tôi sẽ yêu cầu giờ giấc như nhau-nếu nhân viên văn phòng phải ngửi mùi gà rán mỗi ngày, rồi họ cũng nên lắng nghe âm thanh đầu gà bị chặt mỗi ngày."

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. 258.Fishing Boat Sinks
. 259.The Mysterious Carport Stain
. 260.Lies About Winning Lottery
. 261.Victory Dance Leads to Death
. 262.Eat Your Vegetables
. 263.Honk if You're in a Hurry
. 264.The Man Who Loved Women
. 265.How to Get out of Jury Duty
. 266.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 267.Female Seeks Mature Male
. 268.Let’s Go Fishing
. 269.Train Wreck “Frees” Cows
. 270.Valuable Guitar Found
. 271.Stepmother Kills Herself
. 272.Beautiful Teacher Smiles
. 273.Are Criminals Taking Over LA?
. 274.Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
. 275.Say Your Prayers
. 276.The Final Phone Call
. 277.Almost Perfect Children
. 278.There Goes the Neighborhood!
. 279.Let’s Go to Vegas!
. 280.Squirrel Attacks Woman
. 281.To Save His Baby
. 282.English Is Confusing
. 283.Pump Up the Tires
. 284.Don’t Go Swimming
. 285.The Park That Went to the Dogs
. 286.Can You Spare a Carburetor?
. 287.Golf Like a Girl
. 288.Take Me Out to the Ball Game
. 289.Take This Job and Shove It
. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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